New Super Mario Bros. 2 Review

For my birthday I received many things, but only one of which was a video game. New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the Nintendo 3DS. At first, I was a little grumpy, thinking "It's just the same as every other game, this is boring..." and so on. However, once I actually got into it, I realized, this is GREAT! I continued to play the game day and night and have already found all secret exits, all star coins, beaten Bowser, attained infinite lives, and even collected 1 million coins. I even have five shiny little stars by my profile name. And guess what? It took me only 14 hours and I only used Gamexplain three times... Now back to my humble town of Jood in Animal Crossing: New Leaf...

BUT WAIT!!!
One last parting remark: why the heck was Wario not a playable character in this game??? Isn't HE the money-grubbing one??? Whatever, Nintendo... just keep doin' what you're doin'.

MONEH!